The 82-year old retired language Professor folded his Buenos Aires Herald to Page 6.
Staring quizzically at the headline he mumbled “what is this?
Headline: AISI by Rodrigo Fernandez.
Paragraph 1: IMOC ADN PPL PMIGBOM. KWIN. TARFU. WDYT. TTUL. FTF.
Paragraph 2 (Translation): “As I See It by Rodrigo Fernandez. In my considered opinion, any day now, people will put their mind in gear before opening mouth. Know what I mean? Things are really fouled up. What do you think? Talk to you later. Face to face is best”.
Frowning, the old man muttered “has today’s generation lost their ability to talk to each other face to face?
You know, it happened to math skills when calculators came out. Bummer!
Nothing like the romance and imagination that comes from flowing Spanish words printed on newsprint that I can smell, crinkle, linger over and fold with my hands.”